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My Eldest Brother & Fried Chicken:

When I was with my first ex, my brother would bring his girlfriend & bestie over, and ask what I had to eat. One day, I said nothing except frozen chicken. He said: Bet …

He turned on the stereo, went into my kitchen, defrosted and fried all the chicken I had in the freezer (a lot) OMG, they were there all day, eating, dancing and cutting up, lol lol lol. My ex had to go out and buy me a gallon of rum

Too funny

I love him to death!!

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He was an electrician, with a temper quicker than mine!!

Extremely Dangerous

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I need a MRI of my entire spine!!

Oh Lord,,, here we go again ...

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I'm probably radioactive by now, lol.

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I'm wise enough to diagnose myself …

After the accident, I took 3,4,5 X of seashell calcium to rebuild my bones. All was good until I felt a sharp thump in my upper stomach. Then, it felt like a bat hit me, UGH!! Went into scientific mode and recorded everything I felt, while coaching my son at football practice (lol) three time champ!!

Kidney Stones at 29??

Internist & Urologist was astonished ~ "WTH?? Females don't get kidney stones at 29" ME:

Three: One a nickle, and two dimes!!

I had them BLASTED by sound & light waves ~ Didn't hurt, then... !!!!!!!!!!!

I had to catch them in urine samples at work because Merck called me back

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Thirty three years ago and I'm still mad that them!!

NEVER piss me off





(I refuse to collect my retirement until 100%)

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My medical group Facetimed me ~ I go in tomorrow morning!!

woohoo

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Almost Twins

My deceased older sister is five years older than me and we looked almost identical. We worked at the same Merck complex once. One day I walked in the café and this cashier kept staring at me. When I got to check out, the woman said: "Weren't you just here?" I laughed for about ten minutes then said: No, that's my older sister, lol. She was bugging out and didn't believe me, so I called my sister for her to come down, lol. She said: "OMG"!!

Everyone calls me her name first, and they still do. Sometimes I let it slide, other times I give them a hard look, and they say "Oh shytt, you're DJ)!! I thought it was gonna end after she passed, but nope!! Our hair went platinum at the same time too. We used to get our hair done at the same place (her husband's family). Only difference between us is that she was ~40lbs heavier!!

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My doctor called me back immediately ~ Arthritis in my lower spine and neck (oh grrreat). She prescribed the muscle relaxer Cyclobenzaprine. I knew it was coming sooner or later!!

It's working well and I'm not feeling any side effects

She told me to sit my butt down, LOL. NOT a chance

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My doctor called me back immediately ~ Arthritis in my lower spine and neck (oh grrreat). She prescribed the muscle relaxer Cyclobenzaprine. I knew it was coming sooner or later!!

It's working well and I'm not feeling any side effects

She told me to sit my butt down, LOL. NOT a chance

Listen to the doctor. Yes Sit down. Stop bugging people with your United Way. Let people donate when they want,to whom they want. lol lol.
Thank you doctor.