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AO Not Worthy of the Goddess

Post by PeterSkan » Jan Mon 20, 2020 10:13 pm

Obviously, the AO isn't a real slam. It was lucky Goddess Maria agreed to take part for a practice round. Country can't even control its bush fires. No need for the Goddess to hang around and risk injury to her perfect physique. Time to get back to the real world so that the 2020 Big D can properly and finally get underway ... 👠👠👠

All the world loves Goddess Maria and the Big D!
go firmly to the window
and listen with deep emotion,
but not with the whining, the pleas of the coward;
listen-your final pleasure-to the voices,
to the exquisite music of that strange procession

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Re: AO Not Worthy of the Goddess

Post by Graveller » Jan Tue 21, 2020 3:36 am

Hahaha....

you almost make me start to miss mytiwtiw...
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Re: AO Not Worthy of the Goddess

Post by Graveller » Jan Tue 21, 2020 4:43 am

Having said that: STOP..... GIVING.... HER..... WILDCARDS... !!!!

Despite all the WCs, she is now out of the top300; let her get back to the top100 via ITF, just like how Bencic did... just like someone like Greet Minnen (yuong Belgian) is doing, and who is now #101 in the live ranking after her R1 win today (getting there via the qualies)....

If she gets back to #100 via small events, we can talk again. If she cannot get there via ITF, then she is not good enough anymore.
Anyway, Clijsters (and Azarenka) will start to take away the WCs in the near future, so less chance for Maria to get them.
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Re: AO Not Worthy of the Goddess

Post by Grossefavourite » Jan Tue 21, 2020 9:11 am

Did see that you two were already shading Maria.

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Re: AO Not Worthy of the Goddess

Post by djmm1962 » Jan Wed 22, 2020 8:28 am

LOL :lol:

Plus, she bullied them for this WC!!

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Re: AO Not Worthy of the Goddess

Post by PeterSkan » Jan Wed 22, 2020 9:33 am

The Goddess doesn't need Wild Cards. Who needs the WTA? Not Maria! The Goddess can set up her own tour and the world will flock to see her every match. Ball boys will lovingly peel her bananas and happy to be her slaves, even with cream on their hands.

Big D all the way. ... 👠👠👠
go firmly to the window
and listen with deep emotion,
but not with the whining, the pleas of the coward;
listen-your final pleasure-to the voices,
to the exquisite music of that strange procession

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